So, how’s that summer shopping going? What’s that you say? You haven’t even started on a new summer look? Normally this would be a disaster — it’s late April, everyone! Shorts season is coming! — but luckily we’ve been keeping an eye on the fashion, and we can now present you with a foolproof guide to 2013′s most important trends. Summer movie fashion trends, that is. You wanted to dress like the people in movies, right? Great! Here’s a few tips on what to buy:
Floral Eveningwear- Movies include: The To Do List, I’m So Excited, The Great Gatsby
Pair with a red Solo cup, an extremely large cell phone, or the shady millionaire next door. So versatile!
White Suits of Intimidation- Movies include: Iron Man 3, Elysium
The color says, “It’s after Memorial Day!” The cut says, “I will end you.”
Unorthodox Neckwear- Movies Include: The Great Gatsby
Why wear a plain scarf when you can wear a strange mummy scarf? Why wear a mummy scarf when you can tie a poodle around your neck?
Business Black and White- Movies include: Frances Ha, Bling Ring
For court dates, modern dance performances, and any other situation in which a young and confused woman needs to declare herself to the world.